Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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