Crafty McCraftface: Where your dead career comes alive in pixels!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your Minecraft career being as dead as a zombie in the sunlight? Well, fear not, because our server is here to resurrect your gaming dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what? They survived and became the hero of the server, forever immortalized in the Hall of Fame (which is just a giant statue of them made out of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of flying squids, ride a llama into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players who will welcome you with open arms (and maybe even a cake or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Your Minecraft career may be dead now, but with us, it will rise from the ashes like a phoenix with a diamond sword.

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Votes:	2571	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ores Mined:	2973
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	4215
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Buildings Constructed:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Emeralds Found:	1347	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!