Crafty McCraftface: Where we just wanted to let y’all know about our epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens! That’s right, our server is so magical that even the mobs have something to say.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Buildings Constructed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9196	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3977

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2990	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	772	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8350	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	96
Villages Defended:	7	Votes:	6681
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5427	Potions Brewed:	169

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	8042	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	New Chunks Explored:	790765
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.