Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing bigger than our news is our sense of humor! Join us for some LOLz tomorrow!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to have your mind blown tomorrow on our Minecraft server! We’ve got some big announcements coming your way, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness.

Rumor has it that we’ll be introducing a new mob called the “Disco Llama” that will boogie down with you whenever you play your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on the new enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

But that’s not all – we’re also unveiling a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So mark your calendars and get ready for the most epic day of announcements on our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that’s about to go down!

CraftyBlockz

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	368145

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	175	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	3480
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5913	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Votes:	9663
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	2209
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Star Shards Collected:	185	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!