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Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	6581	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2801	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	102
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1765
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2464	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1802	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3645
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1310
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	7954	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	243317	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9868
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8283
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	99/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Votes:	4177
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2