Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Enchantments Applied:	75
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	929445
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8081
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	2717	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7982
Enchantments Applied:	287	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6085
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	2029
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1123
Buildings Constructed:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4187	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	2774	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6856
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	366150	Ores Mined:	2700