Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll have the chance to win insane prizes like a real-life llama or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe (Disclaimer: prizes may not actually exist).

But wait, there’s more! If you cash out 6k in eth on our server, your bank will be so impressed by your Minecraft skills that they’ll give you a VIP account with unlimited withdrawals and a personal banker who will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

CraftyRepairUSA

consumer rights, consumer protection, tech industry, CraftyRepairUSA, maintenance

lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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New Server IP
FleaMC

MCMMO, Cross-Play, Economy, Vanilla, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Mods Building Exploration Redstone PVP Roleplaying Fantasy Sandbox Online Community Server Minigames Skyblock Twitch

Test server for FleaMC, releasing to the public in June, 2025. Please do not join this yet as it is a test server and you will be banned from joining until June.

test.fleamc.net:2809

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New Server IP
Ship Jumper’s Haven 1.20.4

Departure, decision, uncertainty, Quitting, Decision making

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Disneyland but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of sailing the high seas and battling fierce pirates for treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who wouldn’t wanna boogie down with a giant dragon, amirite?

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig because this server is where the party’s at! Don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world of pixelated insanity together!

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New Server IP
WeddingUninvite2k

roommate drama, Argument, selfie overload, facetiming, long-distance relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Rachel’s bachelorette party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and zero FaceTiming shenanigans.

Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.

So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!

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New Server IP
OverItMinecraftSMP

moving forward, moving on, Emotional healing, Healing Process, moving on from a breakup

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing!

And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.

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New Server IP

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool

CraftyRepairUSA

FleaMC

Ship Jumper’s Haven 1.20.4

WeddingUninvite2k

OverItMinecraftSMP