Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2865
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mines Excavated:	1416	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3964
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6394
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4028
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	982	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	105
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1509
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	265

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6948

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.