New Minecraft Servers

Crafty McCraftface: Where Healing Happens

Crafty McCraftface: Where Healing Happens

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, come join our server where the industry is healing!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • Mico Metropolis 1.20.5

    Mico Metropolis 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like a total rollercoaster of wackiness? It’s like joining a cult but with more creepers and less sacrifices.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with miComet Moments Compendium Spreadsheet (discontinued) – because who needs logical organization when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Submit your craziest ideas and creations to our spreadsheet (discontinued) – it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except the wall is made of diamonds.

    Check out our MiComet Compendium II – it’s like the sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel, but here we are, breaking all the rules.

    And don’t forget to fill out our submission form – because who needs rules when you can have anarchy in block form?

    Listen to our epic songs like 不知火建設 1st EP / scrap & build ! (Shiraken) – it’s like a musical journey through the minds of madmen, but in a good way.

    Join our collab list and become part of the madness – it’s like being in a fever dream, but with more crafting and less existential dread.

    Previous threads? Who needs ’em! We’re all about living in the moment and embracing the chaos. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisStopperCraft

    SisStopperCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience all the family drama and emotional rollercoasters you never knew you needed!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get thrown into a virtual soap opera. Your partner’s sister and her partner move in, bringing a whirlwind of chaos with them. From drunken fights to emotional breakdowns, this server has it all.

    But wait, there’s more! Your partner becomes the designated therapist for his sister, leaving you feeling neglected and unappreciated. And on your birthday, instead of celebrating, you have to deal with passive-aggressive comments and gift envy. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server now and immerse yourself in the drama-filled world where boundaries are non-existent and emotional manipulation runs rampant. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a front-row seat to all the family dysfunction you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own Minecraft soap opera!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

    SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP