Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, forum etiquette, forum policies, forum rules, McCraftface, Moderation, New thread., posting guidelines, thread control, thread creation., thread delay, thread guidelines, thread initiation, thread limitations, thread management, Thread post, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread restrictions., thread starting, thread timing, Tread, wait time

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	770178
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gods Slained:	0

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Ores Mined:	7003	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	3288	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6626
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	257	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6208	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	4532
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	481755	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Votes:	7500	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.