Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

1. Two weeks is up, 10. Middle East, 11. escalation, 12. conflict, 13. tension, 14. political turmoil, 15. war, 16. global security, 17. nuclear threat, 18. military intervention, 19. diplomatic relations, 2. Iran, 20. emergency response., 3. attacking, 4. tonight, 5. deadline, 6. countdown, 7. military action, 8. international crisis, 9. imminent threat, Crafty, creeper, DEADLINE, McCraftface, meets, Style, weeks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	166
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Towns Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1578
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8554	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	288	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1895	Dragons Tamed:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mines Excavated:	1065
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7028

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!