Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	178
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4395	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	7688
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Votes:	8754	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension Hops:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	6184	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	91	Divine Spears Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1359
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	82	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	6677	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Buildings Constructed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	678320	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	790
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰