Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Are you tired of getting your domain taken down because it’s too pozzed or Jewish? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we don’t discriminate against anyone, except creepers. They are definitely not welcome here.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. We have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that is more wholesome than a stack of golden apples.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing that’s getting taken down is your enemies in PvP battles. And don’t worry, we have plenty of diamonds to go around. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4919 Players Killed by Monsters: 9282
    Falling into the Void: 3 Star Shards Collected: 295

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Potions Brewed: 132
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2905 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1512 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

    AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    ⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP Address play.vanillafrogs.com
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Version 1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
    Launch Date August 24th, 2024

    Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

    Key Features:

    • ⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
    • 💸 – /trade System
    • 👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
    • 🗳️ – Voting Rewards
    • 🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
    • Nether Roof Disabled
    • 💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
    • 📣 – Community Focus

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server? The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
    When was the server launched? The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
    What are some key features of VanillaFrogs? Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Class Minecraft Server

    Crafty Class Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1430 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

    Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP
    🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

    🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

    🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

    🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

    PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

    Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

    Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

    So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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