Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Are you tired of getting your domain taken down because it’s too pozzed or Jewish? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we don’t discriminate against anyone, except creepers. They are definitely not welcome here.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. We have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that is more wholesome than a stack of golden apples.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing that’s getting taken down is your enemies in PvP battles. And don’t worry, we have plenty of diamonds to go around. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	122
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	7680	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3704	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.