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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
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