Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
107/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
417 |
Emeralds Found: |
8092 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
16 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
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