Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	290
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ores Mined:	2354
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3975	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	4054
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7900	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4485	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	636824	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	77
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7406	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8545
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	139	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1867	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9578	Magic Items Found:	7958
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	9318	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	883	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!