Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Creepers Fear to Tread

All In, ante, Bet.., BETTING, bluffing, Call, card game, Cards, Casino, CHECK, CHIPS, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, fold, gambling, McCraftface, poker, Pot, raise, Raise the stakes, Server, strategy, texas holdem, Tread, wager

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying llamas, exploding chickens, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers, and a sky-high roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness.

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	615844	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	117828

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	607687	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3800	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	New Chunks Explored:	952159
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Towns Built:	4	Animals Bred:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247