New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 92/100 Votes: 476
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Crops Grown: 4647 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Villages Defended: 19
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying llamas, exploding chickens, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers, and a sky-high roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness.

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  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1203
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ores Mined: 7391 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 149 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

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  • ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

    ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9050
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

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  • MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

    MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5406
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

    Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

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  • Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

    Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9810
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Votes: 2696 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mines Excavated: 1597

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

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  • MonolithMC SMP

    MonolithMC SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2977
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

    MonolithMC.apexmc.co

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  • Jaysick & Co.

    Jaysick & Co.
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6934
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Jaysick & Co. SMP
    Server Type Survival
    Server Start Date December 9th, 2024
    Server Features Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

    Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

    A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

    Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

    A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is the server open to all players?

    A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

    Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

    A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

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  • Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

    Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1205
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Farms Harvested: 550
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magic Items Found: 8175

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

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  • “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4093
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3703
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

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  • FartCraft: AITA Edition

    FartCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7507
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ores Mined: 4279 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimension Hops: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

    And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

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  • Gifts4MeXmasSMP

    Gifts4MeXmasSMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5755
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7899
    Zombie Dances: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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  • BlockyPinkSlipCraft

    BlockyPinkSlipCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7657
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

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    Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

    We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

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  • BungalowBanterCraft

    BungalowBanterCraft
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 270
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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  • Chemical Mix-Up Server

    Chemical Mix-Up Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9827
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8445

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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  • Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

    Ethereal Lands 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7940
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 205
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

    Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

    Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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