Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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