Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Infinite ‘A’s

#bannedpost, #bewarethecabal, #cabalwarning, #donttrustthecabal, #firstmillion, #futureadvice, #futurecommunication, #futuremessage, #futureprediction, #futuretrust, #futurewarning, #millionaireinoneweek, #quickmoney, #quicksuccess, #timecritical, #timeisrunningout, #trustme, #trustthefuture, #trustthefutureyou, #urgentmessage, Crafty, Infinite, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Trust me, I’m you from the future and I’ve seen the amazing things that await you on this server.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Not to mention, the diamonds are practically raining from the sky! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with pickaxes instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Cabal is trying to ban this post because they know how epic this server is. Don’t let them win – join us and become a Minecraft legend. Your future self will thank you for it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire in just one week!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Items Found:	6603
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3763
Mines Excavated:	3797	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	921120	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Animals Bred:	100	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	315	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	759193
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8061
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Buildings Constructed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3665
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Villages Defended:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever