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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3638 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.