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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4400 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3169 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.