Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	9274	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Villages Defended:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	665	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3554	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crops Grown:	2363	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	4305	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Farms Harvested:	380	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!