Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Animals Bred:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	219	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2400
Farms Harvested:	632	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Crops Grown:	6870
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Votes:	6090	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Villages Defended:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	4335
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7531	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4965	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Void Gems Collected:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7584	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!