Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1410	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7250
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	4449	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8075	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	826	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8757	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3168
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	9707
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!