Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ores Mined:	8904
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	8066
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	2996
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	8185

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7469
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	3479

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4899
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	149

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	85
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.