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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

Simply Vanilla

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Simply Vanilla Server

Overview

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

Server Information:

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

Gameplay:

Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.

Q: How big is the world map?

A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.

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Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

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Lol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?

Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.

Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.

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Crypto Trading SMP Riches

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Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

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SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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