Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

social commentary, Edition, philosophy, meaning of life, surreal

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

SchoolyardGrieferz

student misbehavior, school vandalism, classroom disruptions, school rules, school punishments

Oh boy, let me tell you about this one kid at our school who was a total Minecraft maniac. He once built a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone. But that’s not even the craziest part – he also rigged the school bell to play the Minecraft theme song every time it rang. Needless to say, he got detention for a month, but hey, at least he showed off his epic building skills!

If you want to join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other wild and wacky players who love to push the boundaries of creativity. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a secret underground base filled with traps, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless! So come on over and join us for some insane Minecraft fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry llamas).

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New Server IP
ZouraCraft Minecraft Server

Government, defiance, Prepares, power struggle, Server

so like, this server is like the wildest party in minecraft, bro. we got a president named Zourabichvili who’s like, totally pro-Western and refuses to leave the server. he’s getting ready for a showdown with all the other players, it’s gonna be epic.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest political drama in minecraft history. who knows what’ll happen next, maybe Zourabichvili will build a giant wall to keep out all the haters, or maybe he’ll start a dance party in the town square. anything is possible on this server, so come join the fun!

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New Server IP
GazaRaid240Craft

north Gaza hospital, idf, Conflict Resolution, terror suspects, military operation

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE RAID HOSPITALS LIKE IDF IN GAZA BUT WITH BLOCKS AND PICKAXES. WE CAUGHT 240 TERROR SUSPECTS, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY WERE JUST CREEPERS IN DISGUISE. COME BUILD WITH US AND FIGHT THE BLOCKY BAD GUYS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKRAIDERS #BLOCKYJUSTICE

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New Server IP
Dry July Server

self-control, New Year’s resolutions, Dry July, alcohol-free living, dry january

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).

so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Mutant Pup Paradise

Chornobyl’s nuclear plant, pup, Mutant, mutation rates, Paradise

so like, u know how dogs are like, super cute and stuff? well, on this server, we got dogs that have like, superpowers and stuff. they live near this nuclear plant and like, they got all these crazy mutations. but get this, it’s not cuz of the radiation, it’s cuz they were chosen by some higher power or something. so, if u wanna hang out with some mutant dogs and see some crazy genetic differences, then u gotta join this server. it’s like, a whole new world of wacky adventures and stuff. come join us and see for yourself!

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New Server IP

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

SchoolyardGrieferz

ZouraCraft Minecraft Server

GazaRaid240Craft

Dry July Server

Mutant Pup Paradise