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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	4030
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ores Mined:	9741	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	2139

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	823	Mines Excavated:	1460
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	New Chunks Explored:	363123
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7426
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4634
Enchantments Applied:	102	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Animals Bred:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1