Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:15 AM

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Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 918906484 – Where Anonymity is Key and Creativity Rules!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 918906484 – Where Anonymity is Key and Creativity Rules!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows! And don’t forget to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a karaoke night where you can show off your singing skills to all the mobs in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 193 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Divine Minds Minecraft Server

    Divine Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

    Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

    No-Selfie Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

    Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

    Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

    The Nutty Minecraft SMP General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

    But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

    In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

    So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

    Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4384 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

    Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

    So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

    Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit
    Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

    But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Royal Trio Minecraft Server

    Royal Trio Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

    Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

    So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Arcane Minecraft SMP Experience

    The Arcane Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the ability to fly on a magical unicorn while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give out hugs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Houses Minecraft Server

    Crafty Houses Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of battling with swords and shields in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter the world of Fire Emblem Three Houses…in Minecraft!

    Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be recruiting students, teaching classes, and leading epic battles on the battlefield. Don’t worry, we’ve replaced creepers with adorable chibi versions of your favorite characters.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can actually ride wyverns and pegasus knights into battle. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Fire Emblem Three Houses in a whole new way. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ruler of the entire server. Good luck, brave warrior!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Magic Items Found: 6552 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DanDaDan Chapter 174 v2 Slapping the emo out of her Minecraft SMP

    DanDaDan Chapter 174 v2 Slapping the emo out of her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is here to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fight off hordes of zombies and save the server from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare items? Just trade with these sneaky villagers and see what treasures you can uncover.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a dragon invasion? That’s right, our server is constantly under attack by fire-breathing dragons who are hell-bent on destroying everything in their path. Can you team up with your fellow players to defeat these mighty beasts and save the day?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

    The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

    On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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