Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

Adventure, Beach living, central america, Costa Rica, Crafty, Cultural differences, Dream destination, Edition, Escape, expat life, Expatriate experience, France, International living, language barrier, Latin America, living abroad, McCraftface, Nicaragua, Paradise, Pura Vida, Retirement, travel, Tropical living

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	82	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	6927
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8877
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Votes:	8580	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9561
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	61321	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7917	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	2797	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2314
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	759948	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	4369	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!