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HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	1969
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	93
Players Killed by Monsters:	8031	Emeralds Found:	6587

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	825	Players Killed by Monsters:	3239
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7643	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5909
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Emeralds Found:	5651	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	82	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	642	Votes:	5630