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Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9474
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5278

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

PresentPals Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Christmas presents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift etiquette, gift giving, Girlfriend, group dynamics, inappropriate gifts, Intentions, Minecraft, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, peer pressure, peer relationships, PresentPals, relationships, Server, social cues, social dynamics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2544	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mines Excavated:	4203	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of giving gifts to friends only to have them accuse you of trying to steal their heart? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only gifts exchanged are virtual diamonds and enchanted swords!

We promise no drama like the time I gave my friend earrings and suddenly I was accused of trying to woo her away from her boyfriend. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your prized pig from your farm!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe haven where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust me, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with friends who can’t accept a simple gift without reading into it too much.

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	4396
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	30

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2791
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4632	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	53

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	7474
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5259
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	867
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	7521	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1