Crafty McCraftface: ‘hey’ Edition

10/10, arousal, Cocktribute, Context, Crafty, desire, Edition, exhibitionism, explicit, FANTASY, Girlfriend, hey, INTIMATE, McCraftface, Pics, post, pussy, relationship, seduction, sexual, taboo, temptation, voyeurism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	81871	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by performing outrageous tasks like posting cocktributes in front of your girlfriend’s 10/10 pussy! But wait, there’s more! Once you complete this task, you’ll unlock exclusive pics and context that will blow your mind!

Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	251788
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6736	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	225
Players Killed by Monsters:	8090	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Emeralds Found:	7805	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5295
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Potions Brewed:	77	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!