Crafty McCraftface: Are you ready to mine??

Adventure, anticipation, Crafty, eager, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, fired up, geared up, go, Hyped, Keen, McCraftface, motivated, PREPARED, primed, PSYCHED, pumped up, Ready, revved up, set, Thrilled

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Animals Bred:	126	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our epic quests. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Items Found:	8851	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Void Armor Forged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6464	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1267	Dragon Eggs Found:	8163
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	238
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5103	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	5851
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9162	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever