Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	9396

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	771	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	5099
Dragon Eggs Found:	7231	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	4534	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	391984	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8769
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	Potions Brewed:	88
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crops Grown:	8755	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	1182	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6