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SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Potions Brewed:	66	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8049

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

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Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	680	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4338	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Void Armor Forged:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	347	Animals Bred:	174
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2