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Pixel Portal Odyssey 1.20.1

1.20.1, Chuubas, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, lig, Lumi ARG, odyssey, PIXEL, Portal, pyon, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vnug, VT, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, Vtubers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where Vtubers and Retro Games collide in the most epic way possible? Join our server for some crazy discussions and links to all your favorite Chuubas who love throwing it back to the good ol’ days of gaming!

We’ve got a Divegrass Team that will blow your mind with their skills and strategies. And don’t even get me started on the Lumi ARG – it’s like a puzzle that will have you questioning reality!

CraftyBFF Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, aita, anger, Best Friend, celebrate life, college acceptances, comparison, confusion, CraftyBFF, family, final decision, friend of 30 years, guardian, joy, Memories, Minecraft, personal issues, Rude, scholarship, Screenshots, Server, social media, supportive, Taylor Swift tickets, unsupportive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and Taylor Swift tickets!

Are you tired of boring old friends who don’t celebrate your daughter’s college acceptances? Look no further, because on our server, we hype up every single acceptance letter like it’s the most important thing in the world! Who needs a big family when you have us to share your joy with?

But beware, not everyone can handle the excitement of college admissions. Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of friendship as you navigate through screenshots, angry responses, and incredulous reactions. Will you come out on top, or will you be left questioning everything you thought you knew about your best friend?

And don’t forget about the Taylor Swift tickets! Sacrifice thousands of dollars just to spread some joy and create unforgettable memories. Who needs money when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime concert experience with your virtual pals?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft drama can provide. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

StrayKidSquadMC

aita, apartment, basement suite, blood relation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, detached garage, Expenses, family, financial agreement, living situation, long-term plan, parenting, responsibilities, stray kid, StrayKidSquadMC, Support, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a man who never wanted a daughter but ended up with one anyway!

Picture this: a 14-year-old girl working at a corner store, catching the eye of a woman who just wanted a daughter. Next thing you know, she’s living with them and the husband is caught in the middle of it all. Will he cave and become a dad to this unexpected addition to the family? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the garage apartment vs. the basement suite, as the wife fights for the girl to stay in the main house. Who will come out victorious in this housing showdown? Join our server to find out!

And don’t miss out on the family drama that ensues when the husband refuses to pay for the girl’s expenses because she’s not blood. Will he be able to escape the wrath of both families and maintain his sanity? Only on our Minecraft server will you find out!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

Roommate’s Dog Perks Server

animal companionship, Benefits, canine companion, dog, dog ownership, dog responsibilities, furry friend, living with a dog, Perks, pet care, pet duties, pet love, pet ownership, pet perks, pet privileges, pet sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate benefits, roommate perks, roommates, Server, shared living

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dimension Hops:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

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Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2569
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	4282	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	158

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	153	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Emeralds Found:	7784	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4339
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	406	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	4005
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4