Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OdessyCraft PvP

    OdessyCraft PvP

    Factions, mcmmo, Raiding, greifing and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP is a server looking for willing players to pvp just for the fun of it, griefing is allowed. It has friendly staff if you don’t get on there bad side.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Datamine

    Datamine

    We are looking for some members to build up our new community. We promote the playerbase to make its own decisions regarding politics or moderation, and we even have a court system. PVP is allowed, but it’s discouraged without provocation. We have several kingdoms if new players want to join one, or they could start their own. Most of all we just like to play together and have fun. You will need to be whitelisted (http://www.sodiumlabs.us:8080/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) before joining

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pacific State 2

    Pacific State 2

    “The best road to progress is freedom’s road” – JFK

    There is no statement that stands more true to our server’s ideology. We don’t want you to feel like you’re restricted. We’ve given you everything, for nothing. And all we want you to do – is to enjoy yourself, and build something for everyone. You could call us selfless, but thats not true. We want something too. Not your money, not your votes, but simply – you.

    So, logon and enjoy our masterpiece – Pacific State 2. WorldEdit, infinite building space, and friends await.

    Join us.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Creeperlife

    Creeperlife

    Are you tired of PVP servers with the name hunger games slapped on it even though it has nothing to do with the book? Are you tired of servers where hackers run amuck getting endless warnings but never any punishment? Do you want a good staff that is always keeping things fun and enjoyable for everyone? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then creeperlife is for you! We have a 24/7 staff keeping the games fun as well as many custom plug-ins making sure that everything stays fair and realistic. We have multiple arenas so if you do have to wait to join one, it will be very short. During this time you can find all of our hidden easter eggs in the lobby 😀 We also have a survival free for all server with no plug-ins except for No-cheat and jail. Once you leave the spawn the only things you cant do are water/fire/lava grief. If this sounds fun to you come join us at 184.164.152.118 See you there!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}

    AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}
    🌊 Welcome to AquaMC – Your Gateway to Minecraft Excitement! 🌟

    🎮 Dive into two thrilling worlds:

      Explore the depths of our RPG-Liked SMP server, where adventures await at every turn!Conquer the challenges of our OP Prison server, where the path to freedom is paved with strategic gameplay!

    💰 Experience a meticulously balanced economy, ensuring every move you make counts towards your success!

    🗺️ Immerse yourself in custom maps crafted to ignite your imagination and keep you engaged for hours on end!

    🎉 Get ready for heart-pounding events designed to test your skills and unite the AquaMC community in epic battles and challenges!

    🚀 Join us now and unleash your creativity, forge alliances, and carve out your place in the ever-expanding universe of AquaMC! 🌟🔥

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6309 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SilverPvP

    SilverPvP

    24/7 online 99% uptime since January 2013. Minecraft 1.9.2

    • No overpowered donator classes • A carefully balanced server economy • Completely rebalanced mcMMO, no more overpowered skills or abilities • Obsidian destroyer, no more impenetrable obsidian blocks • Excellent anti cheating and glitch plugins • Awesome community 🙂 • Hosted on one of the fastest available dedicated servers capable for a single standalone Minecraft server. • World Border to promote a more centralized experience

    Completely designed around the idea of everyone and everything being carefully balanced for player-versus-player. We’ve gone ahead to remove overpowered features like the combat mcMMO skills, overpowered donators, and other smaller things like god apples and nerfing strength potions. We encourage you to check out the unique gameplay that this server has to offer!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom of Sanctuary er en dansk pvp server! Med plads til 128 spillere! Egen spændene og unik hunger games arena for op til 24 personer! 6 Spændende og udfordrende PVP arenaer for Premium 3 spillerne Vær og spawn og vær sikker på du aldrig er alene, der er du altid under beskyttelse fra vagterne! Du kan også tage dig en lille snak med de forskellige! Start din egen by for 25.000$ ingame, og beskyt dine bygninger fra andre! Øg dine skills og blive den ultimative Pvp mester! Eller kom ind og socialisere med nogle af de mange andre spiller som er på serveren!

    For English speaking Player we got a free to join self buillded Hungergame Arena i the big building in spawn, so join if you like!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lost In Translation

    Lost In Translation

    There are many things that make our server great. We have lots of staff that are usually on and willing to help you. We have many fun plugins like Factions, Essentials, Survival Games, Chestshop, LWC, Skyblock, and more. We also have many different maps for many different things. We have a creative world, PvP world, PvE world, Activity World and Spawn. The Spawn is authentically created by one of the server co-owners Maklom, even though they look really good. We also have fun activity’s like a Maze, Dungeons, Skyblock , Mob Arena, Spleef arena, Hunger Games, and Parkour. If you have any questions just go to our website and they will be answered. If you want to find out things that are not on the website, email me at [email protected].

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Final Game

    The Final Game

    to a world full of surprises. A PVP survival/creative/Games server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Zombie Dances: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • potato-crfat

    potato-crfat

    this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MC-Halo

    MC-Halo

    MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

    Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

    Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CatServe

    CatServe

    Hey, glad you found us!

    CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8096 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FuRiouSCraft Prison

    FuRiouSCraft Prison

    Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

    NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

    More info at furiouscraft.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1067
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 2481

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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