Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7091 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 106 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Players Killed by Monsters: 2906
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1643 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ores Mined: 5196
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 540784 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Villages Defended: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Farms Harvested: 565 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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