Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1856
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	52414	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1624	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4519	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9226	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1099	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mines Excavated:	4483
Potions Brewed:	56	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	8331	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4818	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.