Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1201
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Zombie Dances:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	2955	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Crops Grown:	9015	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!