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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • tiny-hearts.com

    tiny-hearts.com

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    Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

    tiny-hearts.com:27018

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

    The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

    But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Riddles Village

    Riddles Village

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    Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

    With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

    Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

    mc.riddlesvillage.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 Β» BEST ANARCHY 🏑 Minecraft server

    🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏑 Minecraft server

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    ⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

    ►Anarchy

    ► Mini games

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    ⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

    ✨ Version: 1.20+

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    ► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

    ► What is unique about this server?

    Constant development and addition of new things

    Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

    The best protection against all types of attacks

    Server stability

    Direct communication with management and responsiveness

    We work from 2022

    ✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

    Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

    pvp.landymine.ru:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epic Fail Minecraft Server

    Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

    Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Move to America Minecraft SMP

    Move to America Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PurgeSonic

    PurgeSonic

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    Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

    Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

    Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

    mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

    The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

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    Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

    Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

    Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

    Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Disc Realms Network

    Disc Realms Network

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    **WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

    play.discrealms.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Dance Party Minecraft Server

    No Dance Party Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

    Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

    But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

    So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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