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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2631	Rainbows Spotted:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	841	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	592708
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Items Found:	6415	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zombie Dances:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	120
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	8566	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6728

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8105
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	268	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1957
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	5331
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	96/300	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	7546
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ores Mined:	3390
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Items Found:	7242	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4