Crafty LOLz: Thread 113 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6932
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	199	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Love Letters Sent:	14

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8906
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	135
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2358	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2185
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0