Crafty LOLz: Pick & Prank!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than our server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens armed with explosive eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Poop-Powered Jet Fuel: Minecraft’s Craziest Server Yet!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!

2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?

We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.

Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	161	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9475	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	112
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2201	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	2162
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
New Chunks Explored:	444553	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	57	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	114	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!