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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4537 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!