Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2204	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

JobCraft1600s

1600s, career, colonial, duties, Economy, employment, historical, Job, JobCraft1600s, Labor, livelihood, occupations, Professions, responsibilities, Roles, society, Tasks, TRADES, work, Workforce, working conditions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	2619
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

NoodleCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, air cooperation, Alliance, Aviation, bilateral relations, Chinese, collaboration, Defense, defense industry, full attention, Geopolitical, international relations, joint exercises, Military, military technology, Minecraft, NoodleCraft, Norad, Partnership, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Strategic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, liek, u kno how the chinese n russians r liek bffs now in teh air? well, on dis server, we got teh craziest air battles u eva seen! like, u can fly ur own plane n take down ur enemies in epic dogfights! norad is watchin us cuz we r just too lit, u gotta join n be part of teh action! fly high, my dudes, fly high!

CraftyPutinTrump2020

collusion, Corruption, CraftyPutinTrump2020, Deception, foreign relations, Government, Help, influence, Insiders, Kremlin, Manipulation, Politics, power, president-elect, Propaganda, putin, russia, secret, Similarities, trump, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Gold Rush Adventures

Adventures, bisulphide, chemical reactions, fluid dynamics, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, HS, innovative approach, Journey, magmatic fluids, metallogeny, mineral deposits, mineralogy, ore deposit formation, ore genesis, Revolutionizing, Rush, sulphur, Transport, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	3672
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic server where we unlock da journey of gold thru magmatic fluids. u know, sulphur in its bisulphide form is like da key to transportin gold in magmatic fluids. it’s like a revolution, man. u gotta join us to understand how gold gets around and forms ore deposits. it’s like a crazy adventure, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement. let’s get diggin’ and find dat treasure together!

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1302
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5566	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	4304

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	393323
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8133	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Enchantments Applied:	156
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	7660

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	1996	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!