Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5603
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	978

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	228
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	799	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	2716	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	221515	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Potions Brewed:	105
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1743	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	6854	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!