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Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!

Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!
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Players: 103/400 Votes: 8815
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Towns Built: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6073
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 814
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1144
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 73 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8116
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 7525
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Towns Built: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1516
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 New Chunks Explored: 438781
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6607
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 516445 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

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    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft ServersRDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

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  • ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7434
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

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    The best server in anarchy!

    IP: mc.enderland.fun

    Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

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  • Shattered Infinity SMP

    Shattered Infinity SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8121
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6513 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 3

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    Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Theme Medieval-themed server
    Features

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join Shattered Infinity SMP?

    Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR

    What is the gameplay like on the server?

    The server offers a Hunters vs. Vampires experience where players can choose to be either a vampire or a hunter, each with unique abilities and goals.

    Are there special features for players to enjoy?

    Yes, the server has features like terrifying nights, immersive magic systems, the ability to join or lead kingdoms, and modded exploration in a custom world.

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  • Mystic Isles 1.20.6

    Mystic Isles 1.20.6
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3237
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12

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    Yo, bros and broettes, do you like exploring vast landscapes and building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane creations you can think of. And get this, there are no limits to what you can do!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, you get to play with blocks and mobs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil zombies with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

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  • RedstoneRageCraft

    RedstoneRageCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1259
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5617 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with mood swings and demands during that time of the month? Join our Minecraft server and escape the period drama! Our virtual world is a period-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without the emotional rollercoaster.

    Forget about getting asked for nudes or receiving one-word responses like “K” – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying is “LOL” as you embark on hilarious adventures with your fellow players. Say goodbye to period-induced brattiness and hello to a fun and carefree gaming experience.

    Join now and leave the period drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that’s monthly is the server reset!

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  • 90sNostalgiaCraft

    90sNostalgiaCraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7721
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 47

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    If you could bring back one thing from the 90’s, it would definitely be our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

    – Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the 90’s, where the fashion was questionable and the music was lit! – We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the nostalgic goodies from the 90’s – Tamagotchis, slap bracelets, and even pogs! – Our staff members all have 90’s alter egos, from Spice Girls wannabes to grunge rockers. You never know who you’ll be chatting with! – We host weekly dance parties where we bust out the Macarena and the Running Man. It’s like a virtual 90’s rave, but without the questionable substances. – And finally, rumor has it that if you find the hidden time capsule on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ghost of Kurt Cobain himself. How’s that for a blast from the past?

    So come join us on our 90’s-themed Minecraft server and relive the glory days in pixelated style!

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