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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4638 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2845 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1535 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!